No way! The FBI's investigating Mike Easley? For what, speeding? You know what, actually I knew it - there's no way someone could be that bland, that unmemorable or that uninspiring. Easley's mannequin-like demeanor has to have been a front for all kinds of diabolical conspiracies, like Denzel in "American Gangster" or something. And now the Feds are going to dig it all out.
Oh, wait, they think he did what? Flew on a private plane without reporting the expenses as campaign contributions?
Sigh. It figures.
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