The week's second-best story involving Texas

First, my week starts with a big happy when the Dallas Cowboys blow yet another playoff game, and now this...

Dozens in Texas Town Report Seeing UFO

"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."

I swear, you can't make this stuff up.